Sunday, November 30, 2008

Tribute to Mumbai

Scores and scores of innocent victims mowed down by terrorist bullets, hundreds injured and perhaps fighting for their lives in hospitals, bereaved families and a shocked nation...the memory of the siege in Mumbai which began close to midnight on November 26th still continues with Army commandos and police fighting to free hostages and minimize further casualties. My heart goes out to the families and friends who have lost a loved ones in this horrific act of terror. I salute the spirit of Mumbai- be resilient but dont forget and dont allow the apathy to set in again as you have in the past.Mumbai and Mumbaikars and guests of the city of Mumbai- we salute your spirit. We pay tribute to the NSG commandoes and police who have laid down their lives and the many victims of these hapless blasts and shootings. It is time to shirk off our apathy and time for each one of us to make our vote count & hold our political leaders accountable, fulfil their duties & responsibilities as our leaders. We must do our duty and accept our responsibilities as citizens of this nation. We must play our part to help and protect fellow citizens and make sure we all progress together.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Some more funny lines

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Do u Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??Cause All Quetions In The World Start With W..Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Where?
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Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de...Dusri kiran hasi de...Teesri tandurasti...Chouthi kamyabi...Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi.Good Day!!!
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Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.Banta:Aaj to mazey se ki hogi?Santa:Khak mazey se ki,radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya,khade-khade karni padi

Friday, November 21, 2008

Few Santa Banta JOkes

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Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
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Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
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Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?Pappu: (Luking down) No...Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

A few funny lines

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SharmaG Ki Ladai Apne Baap Se Ho Gyi To Unhone Apne Baap Ki Photo Kabristan Me Ek Ped Pe Latka Di Aur Neeche Likha"COMING SOON"
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Americans said mobile was invented by usJapanese said SIM card was invented by usIndians proudly say"Missed Calls were invented by us"
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If Any Fat Girl Cross U...But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..ThiS Situation Iz Calld.."GOL--MAAL RETURN"

Monday, November 17, 2008

A bug

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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