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Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
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Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
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Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?Pappu: (Luking down) No...Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
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